eddie

It's Edward. You already know who I am, in and out of media. Solve my riddles. Erm. Collect my pages. I'm like Slenderman. Specifically this one. Don't worry about it.I like science, believe it or not. But, like, as a hobby. Forensics, specifically, but also human biology. I'm actually a lot bigger on linguistics and language, especially etymology and punctuation. And grammar. Oh, and conlangs. Conlangs are so cool. I'm a little nerdy, sorry.Did you know that I have a model of the You Don't Know Jack tabletop game that released in 1998, and that I have nobody to play it with? The same goes for the copy of Catan that I own. I'm, unfortunately, not unlike Ben Wyatt from Parks & Recreation in a lot of ways. My boyfriend seems to dig it, though.I know a lot of trivia. Ask me for some fun facts. I should be the next You Don't Know Jack host. God, I'm so tired. I complain about this a lot.Bearer of the curse. Help. Help. Help me. Look at me. Help. Help m